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13 December 2008

What is a Blockburger?

Once again, our readers look to us for insightful answers. Clark has brought to my attention the fact that many persons out on the interweb don't know what a Blockburger is. To wit:

"It's listed as an annual Blockburger favorite. I don't know what Blockburger is, but you could Google it?"

So I'm writing this blog post in hopes that I can help someone who actually does Google it. The answer? I am a Blockburger! So is my brother, and his wife, and their baby. My little sister is a Blockburger, as are my parents. My two older sisters used to be Blockburgers, but they got married and now are other things.

In more esoteric ways, Blockburgers are many things. We are pretty smart (most of the time; sometimes we trip on curbs and break our hands). We are competitive. We tend to have sweaty feet and hands. We're terribly sarcastic.

We're religious. We like to read books and play cards. Many are known to do math for fun. Others like to diagram sentences. We can be pedantic and tend not to recognize rhetorical questions. We're introverted, but talk a lot.

We're really not that athletic.

But we are musical.

Almost every Blockburger I've met has been left-handed, but that ratio is steadily shifting. There may soon be only one left-handed Blockburger.

We enjoy figuring things out before we're told about them. We like to trick people in clever ways. [Ad hoc, ergo propter hoc?] We like puzzles of all kinds.

We sunburn easily.

Have any other suggestions for how to define a Blockburger? If so, please comment below. My sample size, after all, is pretty small.