Dear Fly:

Dear Fly that is flying around my office:

Thank you for visiting. As you know, I am a big fan of insects in general.

However, I would deeply appreciate it if you would respect my personal space, and moreover, if you would allow me to get some work done. As you see, my office is roughly ten feet by ten feet square, giving us 100 square feet of room to fill up. It's another eight feet tall, giving you 800 cubic feet of flying space. Feel free to explore the area. Points of interest include:

• The fish tank
• The shelf of bug paraphernalia
• Rubbermaid tubs of stuff
• The vase of dried roses
• The candy dish

It is really not necessary for you to be within six inches of me at all times. I am flattered that you like my hair, now get out of it. I neither need nor enjoy your attempts to help me click the mouse buttons. I do not wish to hear secrets whispered in my ear.

Perhaps you would like to become better aquainted with one of my coworkers?

Sincerely,

Suzanne